Saturday, October 16, 2021

Urban Meyer pledges to grind on women half his age in private only from...

Embattled Jaguars coach Urban Meyer issued an apology Tuesday morning, saying he will mend his ways after a scandalous video surfaced involving him dancing suggestively with a much younger woman who wasn't...

Yahoo adds vaccine status to fantasy football player ratings

With surging COVID-19 case numbers lingering over the start of the 2021 NFL season, Yahoo has decided to add vaccine status to its fantasy football player ratings.

Tony Reali to host next presidential debate: ‘We need a mute button!’

"America is divided as it's ever been in modern history, but after watching Tuesday night's debate there's one thing on which we can all agree," said CPD co-chair Kenneth Wollack, "and that's that we need a mute button for the next debates."

Brennaman apologizes for not slurring homosexuals in private like usual

"I can't begin to stress how very sorry I am for using such a derogatory term during the middle of a broadcast," said Brennaman. "Normally I reserve things like that for private, away from microphones and live TV broadcasts."

Rutgers boldly predicts undefeated 2020 football season

Rutgers football coach Greg Schiano made a bold prediction today.

Cubs plan ticker-tape parade to celebrate Marquee-Comcast deal

Elated that they struck an 11th-hour deal to broadcast their new TV network on the region's largest cable provider, the Cubs this morning announced a ticker-tape parade will be held in Chicago Saturday.

Cubs reach Marquee deal with Comcast, but there’s a catch

The moment Cubs fans have been waiting for is reportedly here: The team is set to announce a deal with Comcast to carry its new Marquee Sports Network just in time for Opening Day. There is a catch however.