Thursday, April 18, 2024

Santo gets green mohawk toupee

Ron Santo is well-known for the carpet that sits atop his head and he has taken his fair share of jabs because of it, but those insults will be nothing compared to the flack he'll receive when he's seen sporting his new green mohawk.

Chilean miner to become UFC fighter

Encouraged by his NYC Marathon performance, rescued Chilean miner Edison Fernando announced he’ll begin training to become a UFC fighter.

Five-time NASCAR champ “Jimmy” Johnson suing ESPN for name spelling error

Racing season is over for NASCAR’s elite series but the offseason is just getting started for reigning five-time and current champion Jimmie Johnson whose named was misspelled during a recent ESPN SportsCenter broadcast after the season’s last race. Completely crushed and embarrassed by the incident, Johnson filed suit this morning stating ESPN “completely tarnished” his image as the toughest driver in NASCAR.

John Kruk training for competitive eating during offseason

Former Phillies first baseman and current ESPN Baseball Tonight analyst John Kruk has been training this offseason to enter the world of competitive eating.

Hughes to wear toupee in 2011 to honor Santo

After delivering a very touching eulogy last week for Ron Santo, Pat Hughes announced today he will wear a toupee during the 2011 Cubs season to honor his former radio partner who passed away earlier this month.

The Heckler releases new logo after spending lots of time and resources

We hope you like The Heckler's new logo! Our thinktank spent a lot of time and resources on it. We hope you agree with us that it's a legendary leader.

Bears win NFC North, forego life-threatening Gatorade showers for coaches

The Bears clinched the NFC North with a convincing win over the Vikings behind a punishing defensive assault at the frozen TCF Bank Stadium. Surprisingly, key members of the team showed mercy to someone, albeit their own coaching staff, when they refused a traditional celebratory Gatorade shower of Lovie Smith and his cohorts as the clock wound down on their 40-14 victory.