Monday, March 18, 2024

Manfred reluctantly admits he doesn’t have what it takes to kill baseball forever

"I did my best to kill the game," said Manfred, "but ultimately I fell short of ending it forever."

NFL surprised to learn putting ‘End Racism’ in end zones hasn’t actually ended racism

"It turns out it requires more than aspirational messaging to upend the generations of systemic racism baked into American culture," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. "Who knew?"

Bears name Robbie Gould Player of the Year

"Robbie did what no Bears team has done in quite a while and that's defeat Aaron Rodgers and the Packers," said Bears owner George McCaskey.

McCaskey taps Polian to help find new auto mechanic

When the "Check Engine" light suddenly appeared yesterday morning on the dashboard of Chicago Bears' CEO George McCaskey's 2011 Honda Accord, he knew exactly who to call to help start the process of making Chicago proud of his car again.

NFL flexes Bears-Vikings off the schedule completely

ing that it has flexed the Week 18 matchup between the Vikings and Bears to a more appropriate spot: off the schedule completely.

LaRussa praises White Sox for not breaking unwritten rules in series loss to Astros

Because Tony LaRussa is an old-school stickler for the unwritten rules of baseball, the White Sox manager sang his team’s praises for their poor performance in the ALDS, in which the Astros routed them 10-1 and eliminated in four games.

Urban Meyer pledges to grind on women half his age in private only from...

Embattled Jaguars coach Urban Meyer issued an apology Tuesday morning, saying he will mend his ways after a scandalous video surfaced involving him dancing suggestively with a much younger woman who wasn't...