Friday, September 30, 2022

Pittsburgh Pirates taken hostage by Somali pirates

After attacking numerous ships along the Somalia coast, a large group of Somali pirates staged their most daring attack yet when they overtook baseball's Pittsburgh Pirates.

Ronnie Woo-Woo at Declaration of Independence signing on July 4, 1776

The original Fourth of July meant many things to many people, but perhaps no one was more excited than Cubs superfan Ronnie Woo-Woo Wickers who used the opportunity to share the spotlight with our nation's Founding Fathers.

Wrigley marquee again used to congratulate champions other than Cubs

The Cubs typically use the electronic message board on their famed stadium marquee to broadcast messaging from corporate sponsors. Occasionally they congratulate another team for winning a championship. Someday maybe that team will be them.

Pistons find out Gordon is only 5-foot-2

Following a recent workout, the Pistons came to the shocking revelation that free agent signee Ben Gordon is really only 5-foot-2. The Pistons found out after measuring the former Bulls guard, who they signed to a five-year, $55 million deal this summer.

Cubs move Derrek Lee statue to Atlanta

Inspired by their decision Monday to relocate the Harry Caray statue a block north to the Bud Light Bleachers entrance, the Cubs have moved Derrek Lee to Atlanta. Lee, still a sure handed first baseman, has mysteriously become a statuesque stiff at the plate for the Cubs this year.

Radio Brief: Cubs fan considers unprecedented switch to the Sox after Zambrano blowup

Zambrano's latest antics cause one North Side fan to contemplate what used to be unthinkable.

Girl still has Stanley Cup-licking photo as her Facebook profile pic; Guys still asking...

June 11, 2010, was a day Farah France will never forget; the Blackhawks victory parade, partying with the players, and a passionate French kiss with Lord Stanley's Cup.