Local Cubs fan swears he won’t bad mouth Darvish again until his next bad game
Local Cubs fan, John Casey, swears he is done bad mouthing Cubs pitcher Yu Darvish both in-person to his friends and on all social media platforms. That is of course until Darvish has another bad game. “Listen, I’m a big enough person to admit when I was wrong,” said Casey of Roscoe Village. “When Darvish […]
Cubs use Sabermetrics, FaceApp to sign Baez through 2043
President of Baseball Operations Theo Epstein locked down the Cubs future Tuesday night by signing MVP candidate Javier Baez to a historic contract through 2043.
New and improved Jason Heyward admits to using performance enhancers
Many have been skeptical of Heyward’s recent success--wondering how the right fielder has been able to drastically turn it around. Heyward himself had the simple answer.
Montgomery, Brach added to All-Star roster as HR Derby pitchers
Rubbernecking has been the name of game for Cubs relievers Mike Montgomery and Brad Brach over the first half of the season, as they’ve watched many a pitch sail high and deep out of the ballpark. MLB officials have been keeping close tabs on the duo’s respective 5.67 and 5.91 ERA, and on Wednesday named […]
Obvious Shirts founder interview: How he built a huge business selling shirts with words on them
Obvious Shirts' founder Joe Johnson talks with The Heckler about how he started his company that's now wildly popular with fans of the Cubs and many other teams around the country.
Bulls fan distraught after Zion doesn’t fall to No. 7
“My heart fell out of my chest,” Reynolds said. “I just couldn’t believe it, I thought it was destiny. I thought Zion Williamson was going to be a Chicago Bull.”
After incredible debut, experts predict Adbert will replace Michael as most popular baby name by March 2020
While Adbert doesn’t exactly appear in any baby naming books, the loyal Cubs fans vowed people would soon become familiar with it.