John Vincent Interview: The National Anthem, Lady Gaga and much more
Singer John Vincent talks with us about getting tweeted by Lady Gaga, why he holds the word “FREEEEEEEEE” during the Anthem, his anti-bullying efforts, the time he attempted suicide, hanging out with Mike Ditka and Joe Maddon, and much more.
Breaking Scandal: Cubs lost last 10 of 12 games to get a better draft pick
An anonymous source confirmed that Theo Epstein and Jed Hoyer determined that the Cubs could not win the World Series, so they instituted a systematic process to lose 10 of their last 12 games.
NHL update: Tampa’s spelling woes continue
Recently, the Lightning had egg on their face by presenting a local former sheriff a jersey spelled as, "sherriff." Turns out, they also misspelled their own name. The team is actually the "Tampa Bay Lighting," with their logo being a dim bulb.
Thrifty Rays celebrate Wild Card win at Applebee’s
Minutes after winning the AL Wild Card game over the A's, the Tampa Rays headed to a local Applebee's to celebrate.
Please enjoy our best (worst?) headlines from the Joe Maddon era
Joe Maddon Trio will back up Foo Fighters at Wrigley concertOct. 27, 2014 Cubs hire manager who won three more games than the did this yearOct. 31, 2014 Joe Maddon spotted riding Hoverboard around WrigleyvilleNov. 3, 2014 Maddon spends entire 2015 salary buying drinks for fan at Cubs ConventionJan. 16, 2015 Cubs players confused by […]
Thousands of armchair coaches prepare to apply for Cubs manager position
It’s the moment they’ve all been waiting for: After five years of second-guessing the only Cubs manager to win a World Series since Teddy Roosevelt’s second term, thousands of armchair coaches are hoping to apply to replace Joe Maddon. “Finally!” said 63-year-old Francis Martin of Niles. “Now that they got rid of that moron Maddon […]
MLB cancels replay in meaningless games on account of it being stupid
MLB Commissioner Rob "Right Said" Manfred today announced the league will no longer conduct instant replay reviews in games that have no playoff implications, citing "stupidity."
