Saturday, November 28, 2020

Sochi Olympics unveil new, 75% complete mascot

Named "Vladi," the mascot is only 75 percent complete, though officials hope that they can finish making the mascot's costume before Friday's opening ceremonies.

Ronnie Woo-Woo questioned after Clark the Cub found murdered at Cubs Con

Police were called to the Sheraton Chicago Hotel & Towers early Saturday morning when fans stumbling back to their rooms at 2 a.m. found the dead body of new Cubs mascot, Clark the Cub, on lower N. Water Street.

Obituary: Chicago Matadors – Sept. 19, 2003 to April 26, 2012

Over their nine-year run in Chicago, the Matadors made a large mark on the city’s sports landscape. But sadly last week it was announced that the powers that be in the Bulls organization agree with Chet Coppock’s 2009 book: Fat Guys Shouldn't Be Dancin' at Halftime.

Mets battle Giants for title of New York’s most injured team

Add Lucas Duda, Angel Pagan and Domenik Hixon to the ever-growing list of injured Mets and Giants players, as the two New York teams battle it out for the title of the city’s most disabled franchise.

Notre Dame mascot logo will now be drunk and surly to better connect with...

The Fighting Irish just got a lot more angry. And drunk.

Benny the Bull forced to work at McDonalds during NBA lockout

The lockout has hit the big red guy pretty hard in the wallet, and he was forced to gain employment elsewhere for its duration, finding a job at a McDonald's near the United Center.