Cutler traded to South Korea following inaccurate Stanley Cup press
“It’s no secret we’ve been shopping Jay [Cutler] and have been unsuccessful in the process,” admitted Pace. “His bloated contract and lack of supporting credentials has clearly handcuffed our ability to improve. However, when news of this championship broke, it undoubtedly boosted his market value overnight!”
Sputtering White Sox schedule 12 more Paul Konerko Days
Struggling to boost attendance, the White Sox’ always creative vice president and chief marketing officer, Brooks Boyer, announced the team has scheduled 12 additional Paul Konerko Days.
Next year’s U.S. Open greens to feature novelty windmill, giant clown mouth golfers have...
"With Tiger Woods' career in a tailspin, we need to find a way to liven things up," said USGA CEO Mike Davis. "Wacky greens and freight trains rumbling through the course was just the beginning."
Gordon Beckham displays love of his parents by only playing on Mother’s and Father’s...
Beckham's walk-off home run provided the theatrics for the South Side Father's Day matinee. But this was no coincidence as Beckham has sworn off playing on non-parental holidays.
Scuffling White Sox hire Ace Ventura as new manager
In the middle of an 8-game losing streak and sitting in the bowels of the AL Central, the White Sox front office has decided to move on from the failed Robin Ventura era, and have named 1990s pet detective, Ace Ventura, as the new manager.
Stan Bowman to Versteeg: Disrespect Macklemore again and you’re gone
"We were having a great time and the fans seemed to really be into it. Next thing I know, Stan is chewing me out. Who knew he was so into Macklemore? Now I'm scared I'll be playing for Buffalo next season."
Cardinals execs awarded medal of freedom for breaching China’s websites
“First in the Central Division. First in the National League. First in violating cyber-security worldwide, every American is grateful for the Cardinals diligence in cracking these uber-secured websites,” Mr. Obama said in a White House Rose Garden ceremony.
