Monday, April 15, 2024

Hoping for ratings increase, Wozniacki promises to grunt and moan more at Australian Open

In an effort to improve ratings of an otherwise mind-numbing sport, the No. 1-ranked woman in the world Caroline Wozniacki has promised to lure more male viewers by offering more grunts and moans per match.

Roddick plans another early U.S. Open exit to have more time for sex with...

American tennis star Andy Roddick plans to have another early exit from the U.S. Open this year in order to rush home and have sex with his wife, supermodel Brooklyn Decker. Roddick is planning to tank in the second round or possibly pull a hamstring should he make the quarterfinals.