Less than two weeks after awarding Tiger Woods the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his unlikely Masters win last month, Donald Trump has revoked the award citing Woods' inability to make the...
"With Tiger Woods' career in a tailspin, we need to find a way to liven things up," said USGA CEO Mike Davis. "Wacky greens and freight trains rumbling through the course was just the beginning."
As for the critics and naysayers who worry that the new programming change just won't work, the Golf Channel has responded with an aggressive and diversified line-up to entice new fans, as they get further away from their Tiger dependency.
"Sometimes, I'll be out here edging the lawn and I'll see him riding his John Deere in his Masters Jacket. 'Hey Arn, I've got two more of these.' He'll hold up two fingers. The guy is just insufferable."
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During a morning of controversy at the Masters surrounding a two-stroke penalty for Tiger Woods triggered by a TV viewer's phone call, Phil Mickelson shot a Augusta National course record 48 with no cameras there to broadcast it live or gallery to see it in person.