Bulls accidentally tank the lottery
Following a dreadful season whose only silver lining was the promise of a potential top pick in the 2018 NBA Draft, the Bulls front office will be forced to pick seventh overall after accidentally tanking the draft lottery as well.
MLB cancels the rest of April
"More than half our teams have had so many games canceled so far this month that we're going to have nothing by doubleheaders in June and July," said Manfred. "What the hell are we doing?"
7 Reasons To Pick Kevin White First In Your Fantasy Draft
Reason 1 -- He dominated the scouting combine! Sure, it was 3 years ago, but did you SEE how he destroyed the 2015 scouting combine? He had a 4.35 40-yard dash time, and had 23 reps on the bench press. You cannot argue with these measurables, and this guy is DEFINITELY poised to have a breakout season.
Blackhawks to start local plumber in goal Friday night
After Scott Foster, the 36-year-old Oak Park accountant who had never played in the NHL, came into last Thursday's game as an emergency goalie for a rare Blackhawks win, Joel Quenneville has announced the team's decision to make some drastic changes at goal.
Willson Contreras breaks the 6 mound-visit limit in the first inning of season opener
"We had a nice lead early and Jonny [Lester] needed to calm down a bit," said Contreras, "so I did what good catchers do and visited my pitcher as often as possible in the first inning."
Sister Jean breaks up with Drake, now dating DiCaprio
Sister Jean decided she had had enough of Drake and and she was onto bigger and better things.
Cusack, Belushi celebrate lifelong, die-hard Loyola fan status
“Whoo-hoo! Did you SEE that win? The Ramblers are my team!” exclaimed Belushi by Skype, sporting his new, fresh-from-the-bookstore-via-FedEx Loyola t-shirt and brightly colored scarf. “And they always have been, in my sweet home Chicago.”
