Friday, March 5, 2021

Sight of Carmen Electra has ’90s kid Googling Jenny McCarthy, Pamela Anderson, Donna D’Errico...

"Holy shit ... it's Carmen Electra," said 44-year-old Shelton of Lincoln, Neb. "I definitely had a poster of her up in my dorm room."

Dennis Rodman ‘furious’ that he can’t figure out how to put a saddle on...

“I’ve been at this for months,” Dennis Rodman said. “I’ve asked smart people, I’ve googled it, I’ve tried a bunch of different ways. It just can’t be done."

7-year-old Scottie Pippen fan tells parents that COVID-19 is not gonna fuck his summer...

After Scottie Pippen’s now famous “I’m not gonna fuck my summer up”-quote, the world is realizing that while everyone wants to be like Mike, some people want to be like Scottie too.

Kevin Durant demands trade to 1997-’98 Bulls

Kevin Durant hasn’t played a single minute for the Brooklyn Nets, but he already has his sights set on bigger and better things.

Inspired by ‘The Last Dance,’ Jordan wants to buy an NBA franchise

“Man, I’m ecstatic,” Michael Jordan told ESPN’s Scott Van Pelt after viewing the first two episodes of “The Last Dance,” destined to become a sports documentary classic.

CDC changes name of virus to COVID-23 in honor of Michael Jordan

The CDC is getting in on the Michael Jordan hysteria prompted by "The Last Dance," changing the name of the virus currently gripping the country to COVID-23.