"Holy shit ... it's Carmen Electra," said 44-year-old Shelton of Lincoln, Neb. "I definitely had a poster of her up in my dorm room."
“I’ve been at this for months,” Dennis Rodman said. “I’ve asked smart people, I’ve googled it, I’ve tried a bunch of different ways. It just can’t be done."
After Scottie Pippen’s now famous “I’m not gonna fuck my summer up”-quote, the world is realizing that while everyone wants to be like Mike, some people want to be like Scottie too.
Jerry Krause’s family is upset.
“Man, I’m ecstatic,” Michael Jordan told ESPN’s Scott Van Pelt after viewing the first two episodes of “The Last Dance,” destined to become a sports documentary classic.
The CDC is getting in on the Michael Jordan hysteria prompted by "The Last Dance," changing the name of the virus currently gripping the country to COVID-23.