"This Blackhawks run has given them complete control of the United Center, so they can enjoy better ice conditions," said Emanuel. "Plus, we can tow anyone who parks on the court after four inches of snow, set up intersection cameras for revenue and ticket for playing Nate Robinson on defensive sets in the 4th."
The Bulls are hosting the 2020 NBA All-Star game this weekend and with some of the league's top players coming to town, the sad-sack franchise is planning to steal the All-Stars' talents by employing the talent-stealing tactics from "Space Jam."
"Today we make the disappointing announcement that the United Center will reopen for Blackhawks and Bulls fans," said Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot. "We hope the fans of these downtrodden organizations will accept our deepest condolences when forced to make the unenviable decision to return to a game to watch either of these pathetic teams attempt to compete at a professional level."
“Yeah I watched ‘Tiger King’,” said the six-time NBA champion. “It was wild, it was interesting. I enjoyed it, I really did. But Joe Exotic and all of those tigers don’t have shit on me. The ‘Last Dance’ will have the last laugh that’s for sure."
April 26 marked one year since Derrick Rose last played a game for the Chicago Bulls. Here's a list of things that have happened since then.