Thursday, June 17, 2021

Top 10 Things That Have Happened Since Derrick Rose Last Suited Up

April 26 marked one year since Derrick Rose last played a game for the Chicago Bulls. Here's a list of things that have happened since then.

ASG update: Bulls fans unsure they’ll be able to comprehend two good teams playing...

For the first time in five years, two good professional basketball teams will face off against each other and Bulls fans have no idea how they'll handle it.

‘Reign Man’ rains on Bulls parade

Shawn Kemp's comeback tour looks like it's over before it started. The former Seattle Supersonic skipped a scheduled tryout with the Chicago Bulls yesterday, citing travel problems.

Guy who used to punch teammates in the face concerned new documentary will make...

With "The Last Dance" set to debut this weekend, horrible person Michael Jordan is reportedly concerned the documentary will make him look like a horrible person.

Bulls trainer wins NBA award, announces one-year sabbatical in 3D printing

“I’m off to learn 3D printing," said Tedeschi. “Then I can just print out new players when anyone on the team gets hurt.”

7-year-old Scottie Pippen fan tells parents that COVID-19 is not gonna fuck his summer...

After Scottie Pippen’s now famous “I’m not gonna fuck my summer up”-quote, the world is realizing that while everyone wants to be like Mike, some people want to be like Scottie too.