Heckler Pie Chart: Why are you still watching the Cubs?
The season's in the tank and it's only May. So why are you still watching the Cubs on TV?
Charlie Sheen buys Lawrence Taylor’s Super Bowl ring hoping to find secret cocaine compartment
Lawrence Taylor’s Super Bowl XXV ring sold at auction for over $230,000 this week. Even more amazing than the price was the mystery winner, Charlie Sheen.
Cubs will play Harlem Globetrotters over and over for rest of the season
“The Globetrotters like to be assured that opposing teams won’t try to score too much, as it detracts from their antics,” said team CEO Kurt ‘Vitamin K’ Schneider. “And the Cubs seem to play every game with no intention of scoring.”
Cubs reacquire Mark Prior to assume Wood’s role on DL
"I'm thrilled to be back in Chicago," said Prior. "There are no words to describe the feeling of taking Kerry's spot on the DL. Very big shoes to fill."
Report: 67% of Cubs runs are replays
“I saw Starlin Castro knock in a pair with a hit to center field in the eighth inning,” said Chuck Mortillo of Evanston. “I jumped for joy. Turns out it was a replay of Castro’s fourth inning hit. I guess it’s on me for not paying close enough attention.”
BP Crosstown Cup found in Wrigley Field urinal after day out in the bleachers
The BP Crosstown Cup went missing this weekend, and foul play was suspected. Throughout the Cubs-Sox series, the Cup was occasionally seen on television being defaced, used as a giant beer mug, and brandished as a blunt weapon by drunken fans.
Michael Phelps begins Olympic training by attempting to recall exactly what he has to...
“I read this article about how I used to eat 12,000 calories per day while competing,” said Phelps. “Have you seen those tacos made out of potato chips? Catching up will be no problem, once I figure this out. Hey, do you know if I was a competitive eater?”
