Single men of Chicago plead with Kane and Toews to save some girls for...
Thousands of young single men gathered at McCormick Place this weekend to express their outrage at Blackhawks forwards Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane for seducing a majority of the city's eligible females.
Engaged Cutler listed as questionable for wedding ceremony
Jay Cutler proposed to his reality TV girlfriend Kristin Cavallari over the weekend and the Bears' star QB is already listed as questionable for the wedding ceremony due to an apparent knee injury.
Breaking News: Patrick Kane flies discount airline, continues to enjoy company of young women
The Chicago sports world was rocked to its foundation Wednesday when uber-popular smut-raking blog Deadspin broke shocking news about Blackhawks star Patrick Kane, including that the young millionaire flies a discount airline.
Sluggers bartender breaks Wrigleyville Waitress Code by getting in Playboy
"Normally we do it for free, you know, with baseball players and other rich guys," said Cohen. "But I decided to break the Wrigleyville Waitress Code and actually get paid to take off my clothes."
Yankees fan insists infatuation with A-Rod is purely platonic
“Do I come down here and stare at these posters from time to time?” asked Herbst. “Yes, I do. Often. He’s a beautiful specimen of manhood.”
McIlroy celebrates US Open win with drug-fueled porn star orgy
"At such a tender age, Rory plays the sort of golf that energizes our fan base like no one else since Tiger Woods," said PGA Director Tim Finchem. "Unfortunately Rory also shares Woods' penchant for off-the-course excesses. We've got to figure out a way to cover this up."
Cutler calls off engagement with Cavallari after watching a rerun of ‘The Hills’
"I used to think Kristin was just your average extremely spoiled West Coast rich girl who never worked a day in her life, but now I know she's just as bad as people like Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Truly awful."
