Bears QB Jay Cutler called off his engagement with Kristin Cavallari this weekend after watching her in an episode of the now-cancelled MTV reality series “The Hills” in which she starred.

“Every single person on that show was a complete idiot,” said Cutler. “I used to think Kristin was just your average extremely spoiled West Coast rich girl who never worked a day in her life, but now I know she’s just as bad as people like Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Truly awful.”

While watching the episode, Cutler learned Cavallari had dated Brody Jenner, which made Cutler especially upset.

“Man, that dude Brody seems like a complete d-bag,” said Cutler. “And if there’s one thing I can’t handle, it’s a chick who likes d-bags. That’s why Kristin had to go, bro.”