Braun blames drug test on eating a leftover chorizo from the sausage race
Disgraced Brewers slugger Ryan Braun is blaming a leftover chorizo for the drug test he failed at the end of this season.
Suge Knight hires Xavier hoops team as bodyguards
“When I heard Tu Holloway talk after that game, I knew these were my guys,” said Knight when interviewed by reporters. “When I heard him talk about how they’re a bunch of ‘gangstas’ and how they liked to zip people up, I knew they were going to become my next Ice Unit.”
Carl Weathers’ NFL Power Rankings — Week 14
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only 8 NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Disappointed in lack of good Wisconsin roosters, Ramirez to start cow fighting ring
Just days after news leaked that star left fielder Ryan Braun tested positive for heightened levels of synthetic testosterone, the Brewers are facing another PR nightmare as newly signed third baseman Aramis Ramirez announced plans to begin training and fighting cows during the off-season.
Stern admits he’s holding Chris Paul hostage in his basement
"If my demands are met, Chris Paul will not be harmed in any way," Stern told reporters during a press conference. "He is being given three square meals a day, but until I get my money and my jet, he is not going to play for anyone else other than the New Orleans Hornets."
‘Hopelessly tacky’ Prater gets starring role in next ‘Reno 911!’ movie
Broncos kicker Matt Prater has parlayed his on-the-field success and tacky appearance into a potential acting career after 20th Century Fox today announced he will have a starring role in the next movie installment of "Reno 911!"
David Wright tests positive for estrogen
Only two days after news broke that Brewers’ star Ryan Braun tested positive for elevated levels of synthetic testosterone, another bombshell rocked the baseball world when Mets cornerstone David Wright tested positive for heightened levels of estrogen.
