Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 6, 2013
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Cardinals fan in office now just pissing everyone off
Many cited Franklin's 30-minute water cooler speech complaining about "Puig's showboating" as the breaking point, as well as his tendency to respond to any negative comment about the Cardinals by angrily shouting, "Oh yeah, well when's the last time YOUR team won the series, huh? 2011 for me, baby!"
Roenick announces he will go into Sega Genesis Hockey Hall of Fame as a...
“All those years, toiling in single-player mode, not knowing if they would be using the off-sides mode, sometimes playing 85 games in a row and getting into 963 fights in one night without missing a shift; it’s just such an honor.”
White Sox insist team continues to exist, despite Amber Alerts
In an open letter published in the Southtown Star, the Chicago White Sox assured fans that the team still exists, despite Amber Alerts posted recently on the Dan Ryan Expressway.
0-6 Giants rewarded with Chuck E Cheese party for trying really hard against Bears
For their efforts against the Bears, each Giants player was rewarded with four slices of pizza, two sodas and unlimited tokens.
Girardi stays with Yankees just so he doesn’t have to manage Cubs
“I would have taken a bullpen coach job with the Tabasco Banana Growers of the Mexican League before I’d manage the Cubs.”
Your name back in the mix for Cubs manager after Girardi re-signs with Yanks
"With Joe off the market, there's no real favorite. We're looking at everyone and anyone. Even you," said a deflated Theo Epstein. "I mean, damn. Just damn. Does it even matter?"
