Friday, March 29, 2024

Gray playoff beard gets Tortorella gig as new ‘Just For Men’ pitchman

His beard is weird, his stash is trash ... but he doesn’t care, because John Tortorella’s graying playoff beard has landed him a lucrative endorsement deal.

Coverage: Chicago Blackhawks’ Duncan Keith suspended 5 games for elbowing Daniel Sedin

Veteran Chicago Blackhawks defenseman Duncan Keith was suspended for five games following a retaliatory hit on Daniel Sedin of the Vancouver Canucks during the Hawks' 2-1 victory on Wednesday, March 21.

Stern rips Will Ferrell’s intro for failing to include pyrotechnics and booming hip-hop

While many fans in attendance at Wednesday night's Hornets-Bulls game enjoyed Will Ferrell's offbeat player introductions, some of basketball's elite minds weren't the least bit amused.

High school football recruit chooses war in Afghanistan over scholarship to Indiana

A Midwestern high school senior quarterback whose only Big Ten scholarship offer came from Indiana recently chose enlisting in the Army and fighting in Afghanistan over joining the Hoosiers.

Bears replace Angelo with 13-year-old Jimmy McCaskey

The Bears moved quickly to replace GM Jerry Angelo today, hiring Jimmy McCaskey, the 13-year-old great-grandson of team owner Virginia McCaskey.

Suge Knight hires Xavier hoops team as bodyguards

“When I heard Tu Holloway talk after that game, I knew these were my guys,” said Knight when interviewed by reporters. “When I heard him talk about how they’re a bunch of ‘gangstas’ and how they liked to zip people up, I knew they were going to become my next Ice Unit.”

Rex Ryan orders Jets to attend church after loss to Tebow’s Broncos

The Jets fell to 5-5 on the season after a last-minute loss to Tim Tebow’s Broncos Thursday night, and Rex Ryan believes a higher power may have had something to do with it. As a result, the outspoken head coach held a closed-door team meeting after the game where he ordered his entire team to attend mass on Sunday.