Saturday, May 21, 2022

Cutler’s athleticism deemed ‘underrated’ for 18,267th time

After an eight-yard scramble against the Lions by Bears QB Jay Cutler last Sunday, the internet was abuzz with thousands of stories touting Cutler’s “underrated athleticism.”

Peppers regrets leaving Panthers, says Chicago BBQ sucks

As the Bears approach the close of the 2010 season, many players are reflected on changes in the past year. Key off-season free agent acquisition Julius Peppers has been an anchor of one of the toughest defenses in the league, but the lucrative contract-signing came one critical mistake for the North Carolina native who was forced to leave his favorite barbecue restaurants behind in the Carolinas.

Embarrassed Big Ten drops five schools after getting swept on New Year’s Day

Wisconsin, Northwestern, Michigan, Michigan State and Penn State are all looking for new homes Saturday evening after the Big Ten announced it was dropping the five schools for their part in the conference getting swept in its New Year's Day bowl games.

Cutler inspired by Grossman’s 2006 New Year’s Eve finale

To prepare for the Bears’ meaningless 10-3 loss against the Green Bay Packers, Jay Cutler looked at the tape of Rex Grossman’s 2006 meaningless season finale.

Cubs invent ‘long first’ position to get Tyler Colvin on field

In an attempt to capitalize on Tyler Colvin's hitting ability, Cubs GM Jim Hendry has petitioned the league to allow the youngster to play a newly created position.

Paternity test reveals Fabio is Clay Matthews’ biological father

A paternity test conducted by the Maury Povich Show has revealed that famed Italian model Fabio is in fact the father of Packers linebacker Clay Matthews.

Hendry admitted to psychiatric hospital after proclaiming Cubs will be in contention this season

Cubs GM Jim Hendry has lots of work left to do as Spring Training begins, but he might have trouble doing his job from his new location. After proclaiming the Cubs will be in contention this year while talking to reporters earlier this week, Hendry was dragged away kicking and screaming by three men in white coats and brought to the nearest psychiatric hospital for evaluation.