Glennon, Sanchez endorse Nagy as new coach they hope to hold clipboard next to
“Under coach Nagy’s tutelage, we hope to have the chance to hold a clipboard on the sidelines, acting as if we’re interested, and being inactive for most games while collecting a combined $12 million next season,” the pair said in a joint statement.
Impressed Pace decided to hire Nagy at halftime of Chiefs playoff game
"The K.C. offense was clicking on all cylinders that first half," said Pace. "I sent Matt an offer at halftime and he immediately agreed."
Bears hire coach who once threw for 85 Arena League TDs in a season
"Matt threw for 374 TDs in only six seasons of Arena League football," said GM Ryan Pace, who's secretly a huge Arena League fan. "He had 85 TDs in one season. With output like that, he'd be one of the best QBs in NFL history."
Corey Crawford spotted golfing at Mar-a-Lago
Injured Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford was spotted golfing at Donald Trump’s famed Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida this past weekend. This comes as confusing news to fans who have been in the dark about the Crawford’s mysterious “upper-body injury” for several weeks.
Folding table industry laments Bills’ playoff elimination
Bills fans aren't the only ones disappointed their team got bounced in a close playoff loss to the Jaguars Sunday. The folding table industry is also bracing for a sales slowdown now that Buffalo fans won't be destroying their product during their notoriously rowdy tailgate parties.
Michael Wolff announces plans for Patriots book
As his Trump Administration tell-all "Fire and Fury" is hitting bookstores, author Michael Wolff announced the New England Patriots would be the subject of his next project.
Jake Arrieta to re-sign with Cubs on condition he can wear a size Smedium...
Highly sought after free agent and Chuck Norris’ long-lost son, Jake Arrieta, has agreed to re-sign with the Cubs on the condition that he can wear a Smedium-sized jersey.
