Javy quits baseball to pursue career as full-time magician
In a shocking turn of events, Cubs’ all-star shortstop Javy Baez has decided to quit baseball to pursue a career as a magician.
Pace trades up early for new iPhone, offers AT&T two future upgrades
Despite the phone models offering very similar features, Pace cited his anxiousness to quickly improve and expand from 128GB to 256GB capacity.
Bears to draft nothing but kickers so people shut up about Gould
Heading into the last day of the draft with four picks remaining, Bears GM Ryan Pace announced that he'll be choosing nothing but kickers to finally stifle speculation that...
Gould becomes first kicker in history to demand trade
Robbie Gould today made headlines when he became the first kicker in NFL history to demand a trade.
"Yes, I know this is super-ballsy of me," said Gould, who...
Tim Anderson takes limo around bases after hitting home run
After his bat flip heard 'round the world got baseball purists’ adult diapers in a bunch, Tim Anderson, the best shortstop in Chicago, was back at it again after celebrating a home...
Cubs relievers to wear ‘Try Not To Blow’ shirts
After doing their best impression of the 2018 Cubs by blowing late leads in their last two games, the Cubs bullpen will start wearing “Try Not To Blow” shirts to try and change their pitching woes around.
Cubs braintrust following team on the road to ensure more victories
Theo, Jason and Tom vowed to make destination visits with vengeance on making sure the Cubs win two of three or three of four in every road series all year long.
