After his bat flip heard ’round the world got baseball purists’ adult diapers in a bunch, Tim Anderson, the best shortstop in Chicago, was back at it again after celebrating a home run by taking a limo around the bases.

“I’m just having fun playing the game I love,” said Anderson, hanging out of the sunroof of the limo with a glass of champagne in hand. “Don’t be mad at me just because I have style doing it, you leg-using peasants.”

Anderson, who lost his copy of the book of unwritten baseball rules on orientation day, says that he will continue to celebrate his homeruns and find new and creative ways to get around the bases, including taking a piggy back ride on Joe West like the ass that he truly is.

Shingo TaCatsu