After doing their best impression of the 2018 Cubs by blowing late leads in their last two games, the Cubs bullpen will start wearing “Try Not To Blow” shirts to try and change their pitching woes around.

Based off Joe Maddon’s iconic “Try Not To Suck” T-shirts, the Cubs hope that these shirts will help serve as reminders for their bullpen that they should in fact, try not to blow leads and have an ERA higher than Tyler Chatwood’s BB/9 innings.

With these shirts ready to hit the market for sale as well, the Cubs would also like to request that fans keep any and all obvious sexual jokes to themselves.

Shingo TaCatsu