Monday, May 12, 2025

Manziel sends autographed helmets to NCAA officials after suspension

In a true gesture of thanks, Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel sent personally signed helmets to NCAA officials after the governing body suspended the Heisman Trophy winner for the first half of the Aggies’ opening game of the season.

Cutler gets his own mixed drink after Aaron Rodgers gets his own burger

Cutler’s mixed drink, the “ruby slipper fuzzy navel tanqueray and lady lemon juicy fizz sweetie blast,” will also raise money for charity, with over 10% of the proceeds going towards the 2014 Lake Bluff Girls Debutante Ball.

All 32 NFL teams hoping to go 0-16 for a chance to draft Jadeveon...

"Bruce Smith used to give me nightmares," said John Elway. "Clowney makes Bruce Smith look like Bruce Jenner. And not the Bruce Jenner from back when he was winning decathlons. Bruce Jenner from now who looks like a corpse. That's how good Clowney is."

Ryne Sandberg determined to develop a personality while managing Phillies

With the enthusiasm of an accountant at a chapter 13 hearing, Sandberg told Cubs.com that he is committed to learning to speak in sentences of more than six words in length, show a hint of a reflection in his otherwise monotone voice, and flash an occasional smile.

New Cubs tickets to clearly state ‘For Amusement Purpose Only’

“Winning isn't everything,” Cubs president Theo Epstein said. “It was just an option.”

Derrick Rose petitions NBA for use of Segway

“What’s best for the league and the Chicago Bulls is for me to be healthy and the best way for me to be healthy is to use a Segway,” Rose said.

Cubs Week In Review: Sharknado strikes again

MVP: Jeff "The Shark" Samardzija – The big, goofy-haired right-hander won both his starts. The former All-American wide receiver must be getting excited about football season starting or there were some left-over Biogenesis drugs lying around the clubhouse.