Guy who hated Corey Crawford last week wants to have his babies now
"Craw had such an awesome run this weekend," said Teal, who only days ago was calling for Ray Emery to not only replace Crawford but to assassinate him. "Between Saturday at the United Center and Monday at the Joe, I've really come around on him. He's the best goalie on the planet!"
Susannah Collins admits to placing curse on Blackhawks
“She said that eight-legged creatures would rain from the sky,” said UC employee Sam McAllister. “Sounded like gibberish to me. Then she yelled something about the Hawks never winning as long as the zebras ruled the land. I laughed. It makes me cry a little to think that I laughed.”
Pierre McGuire confesses he’s from New Jersey
Born in the town of Englewood, McGuire told entertainment television show TMZ. “I just can’t hide it anymore. I’m a true Jersey boy. Even worse, I now live in Connecticut.”
Blackhawks bandwagon fans eliminated from playoffs after Game 3 loss to Detroit
Droves of bandwagon Blackhawks fans have been eliminated from the playoffs after Monday night's 3-1 defeat in Detroit, putting Chicago down 2-1 in the best-of-seven series.
"God damn Crawford! Get your head out of your ass,"...
Patrick Kane wants to know if the Stanley Cup ‘comes pre-filled with champagne, or...
When league officials informed him he would not be allowed to make "jungle juice" or "flaming Dr. Peppers" in the cup, Kane asked, "So do we have to stick with champagne and beer? I mean, Four Loko is okay, right?"
‘Depressed’ Kane only to take home 3 or 4 girls from the bar tonight
Saddened by his team's flat performance in Saturday's 4-1 playoff loss to the Red Wings, Patrick Kane claimed to be "super depressed" and predicted he'd probably only take home three or four girls from the bar later this evening.
Kane’s response to Lady Byng nomination: ‘Is she hot?’
"Is this Lady Byng chick hot?" asked Kane. "I didn't already hook up with her or something, did I?"
