When receiving word he was nominated for the prestigious Lady Byng trophy, Patrick Kane’s immediate response was all too predictable.

“Is this Lady Byng chick hot?” asked Kane. “I didn’t already hook up with her or something, did I?”

After being told the trophy is named after Evelyn Byng, who died in 1949 and was the wife of former Governor General of Canada. Lord Byng, Kane seemed confused.

“Okay, so she’s not hot and I clearly didn’t already hook up with her, so why exactly should I care?” asked Kane. “Unless she’s got some hot great-granddaughters or something. They should give me a call if that’s the case, especially if they’re twins or something.”