Saturday, May 21, 2022

Belichick introduces new NFL Sherpa Wear line of clothing

Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has become well-known for insisting on dressing like a Sherpa mountain guide on the sidelines. This has inspired the coach to introduce his own line of “NFL Sherpa Wear” for those who also wish to resemble unbathed, mud-covered mountain folk.

Santa Claus, Ind., native Cutler has meltdown in Macy’s, attacks Father Christmas

Jay Cutler today disrupted a crowd of holiday shoppers at Macy’s downtown Chicago, having a complete meltdown that led to Cutler attacking Santa Claus while children in line hoping to met St. Nick looked on in horror.

Bears win NFC North, forego life-threatening Gatorade showers for coaches

The Bears clinched the NFC North with a convincing win over the Vikings behind a punishing defensive assault at the frozen TCF Bank Stadium. Surprisingly, key members of the team showed mercy to someone, albeit their own coaching staff, when they refused a traditional celebratory Gatorade shower of Lovie Smith and his cohorts as the clock wound down on their 40-14 victory.

Heckler Video: Jets strength coach admits he was actually filming a Buffalo Wild Wings...

It turns out that NY Jets strength coach Sal Alosi wasn't trying to injure anyone on the Miami Dolphins when he tripped Nolan Carroll. He was actually filming a commercial for Buffalo Wild Wings.

Reasons other Midwest NFL cities aren’t being considered for Monday night’s Bears-Vikes game

As the Vikings scramble to prepare the University of Minnesota's undersized stadium for Monday night's game against the Bears, many football observers are wondering why the contest won't be held at one of the several other Midwestern NFL stadiums. Turns out each has a reason it can't host the game.

Geniuses at Ticketmaster sending fans to Dome for Bears-Vikings MNF game

Ticketmaster today sent an email to customers who bought Vikings tickets for Monday night's game against the Bears to remind them about the game telling them it's still happening at the Metrodome, even though the venue has been ruled out all week due to a roof collapse last week.

Concussed Favre accidentally sends racy texts to his wife rather than some tramp

Brett Favre was displaying odd behavior in the hours after suffering a concussion during Monday night’s Bears-Vikings game. Most noteworthy was when he retreated to his apartment for his usual round of X-rated text messaging only to make a huge mistake and actually send them to his wife.