Sunday, May 22, 2022

McCaskey taps Polian to help find new auto mechanic

When the "Check Engine" light suddenly appeared yesterday morning on the dashboard of Chicago Bears' CEO George McCaskey's 2011 Honda Accord, he knew exactly who to call to help start the process of making Chicago proud of his car again.

NFL surprised to learn putting ‘End Racism’ in end zones hasn’t actually ended racism

"It turns out it requires more than aspirational messaging to upend the generations of systemic racism baked into American culture," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. "Who knew?"

Bears name Robbie Gould Player of the Year

"Robbie did what no Bears team has done in quite a while and that's defeat Aaron Rodgers and the Packers," said Bears owner George McCaskey.