Friday, December 6, 2024

Elderly Boston man prepares for retirement by moving to Florida

A Boston man nearing the end of his professional career this week announced he was moving his family to Florida to prepare for retirement.

Virginia McCaskey reveals she had a crush on Jimmy Graham in high school

"Oh yes, back in finishing school all my classmates sure were sweet on Jimmy," said McCaskey. "Of course, this was during World War II and many of the boys our age were overseas giving hell to the enemy forces."

Heroic Johnny Manziel jumps off inflatable swan to save hot girl from bad selfie

The man now dubbed "Johnny Hero" jumped off of his inflatable party swan, grabbed the girl’s T-One Mobile Sidekick away from her and then -- while in mid-air -- found time to take a picture of himself giving his patented cash money sign, all before safely landing on a pile of rolled up hundreds he had misplaced earlier in the evening.

Trubisky runs out of toilet paper upon Bears’ signing of Nick Foles

Holed up in his North Carolina home on Wednesday, Bears’ quarterback Mitchell Trubisky received quite a shock while watching NFL Network, when the scroll across the bottom of the screen confirmed Chicago’s trade for former Super Bowl MVP Nick Foles to replace him as the team’s starting signal caller.

Bears vow to continue 2019’s successful ‘Shelter in Place’ policy

Bears head coach Matt Nagy said the team will pick up where it ended the 2019 season by continuing to shelter in place during the 2020 season.

Will the Bears make the playoffs? 5 reasons to be optimistic and 5 to...

Here are five reasons to be excited for the remainder of the season and five reasons to load up on the Malort.

List of injuries/excuses Bears will use to explain yanking Trubisky for Daniel this week

The Heckler has obtained a secret internal document from Halas Hall not only confirming the injury report was false but also a list of dozens of other injuries/maladies the Bears plan to use in future games where Trubisky struggles.