Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Tiger Woods returns to golf with pair of Hooters girls as caddies

"Look, I'm a complete horn-dog and I need to publicly embrace the type of lifestyle I clearly prefer," said Woods. "Cassie and Lizzie are terrible caddies, but they help me merge my two passions in life: golf and sordid sexual urges."

Fantasy Report: How should Cedric Benson’s habit of getting drunk and punching people impact...

"I would proceed with caution both when approaching a most likely intoxicated Benson in an Austin bar and when considering drafting him for my fantasy league," said Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football Reporter Cody Findlay. "He's a bit of a wild card, both drunk and sober."

‘Undercover Boss’ backfires as Redskins backup QB Daniel Snyder killed by Giants defense

Tragedy struck the popular CBS reality show "Undercover Boss" Sunday afternoon when Redskins owner Daniel Snyder, posing as a backup quarterback for the team, was killed in the final seconds of the first half during Washington's game against the Giants.

Oney to replace Ozzie as manager and only communicate with White Sox via Twitter

In a surprising move, the White Sox announced Monday night that Ozzie Guillen would be replaced as manager by his son Oney, who will communicate with the team exclusively via Twitter, which is the only way he knows how to express himself.

Ozzie to throw out first insult at Gay Games

Last month, Guillen found himself embroiled in controversy when he called Sun-Times columnist Jay Mariotti a "fag." This time, however, his putdown will be encouraged.

After tough loss, Gronkowski retires to focus on first love of nailing porn stars

Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski announced Monday he will be retiring from football immediately to focus on his first love of having sex with porn stars, which is how he reportedly spent his bye week after photos of him with 20-year-old porn star BiBi Jones were posted to Twitter last week.

Kidnapped catcher Wilson Ramos implores that public worry not for him, but for poor...

Kidnapped Washington Nationals catcher Wilson Ramos was allowed to make one phone call to the media Thursday night but instead of conveying demands for ransom money or ensuring family members of his own safety, he used the time to make what he felt was a much more serious announcement.