Friday, January 2, 2026

Angelo doubles down, places franchise tag on Caleb Hanie

"I know quarterbacks," said Angelo. "Well, I know every position. Trust me. I mean, don't actually look at the performance of my players. Just...wait until you see what Caleb brings to the squad in 2012!"

Haters can’t decide whether to root against Tebow or Belichick

Sunday's matchup between the Patriots and Broncos has created a dilemma for haters, as many of them struggle to decide whether they'd rather see Tim Tebow or Bill Belichick fail miserably.

Lakers cut payroll to help Kobe with divorce settlement

"Kobe has done so much for the organization," said owner Jerry Buss. "We felt we couldn't let him wave bye-bye to the $360 million he has made during his tenure as a Laker. As soon as the papers are signed, the team is prepared to offer him a contract that will recoup anything he loses to Vanessa."

Bulls sign WWI vet to play alongside Hamilton

In the wake of the Chicago Bulls signing guard Richard “Rip” Hamilton to the team before the shortened season begins, they shored up the backcourt with a complementary signing of WWI veteran Richard Harrow.

Bears implement controversial new ‘Don’t try to buy thousands of pounds of drugs’ policy

In a shocking move that has raised eyebrows among NFL Player's Union officials, the Bears' front office has decided to ban members of their organization from trying to buy thousands of pounds of drugs at a time in response to wide receiver Sam Hurd's arrest.

L.A. residents confuse ‘Paul to the Clippers’ headline as title of a new Tarantino...

“'Paul to the Clippers'?” asked a UCLA student. “I think I saw on IMDB that's Quentin Tarantino's new flick about strippers in New Mexico who seek revenge against the corrupt school boards.”

Cubs purchase Wrigleyville McDonald’s in anticipation of signing Prince Fielder

The Cubs made headlines earlier this week when owner Tom Ricketts purchased a parcel of land across from Wrigley Field where a McDonald's currently sits. Seen originally as a move to bolster the ownership's presence in the neighborhood, Ricketts revealed Friday morning that it's actually a prelude to the hopeful signing of portly free agent Prince Fielder.