Sunday’s matchup between the Patriots and Broncos has created a dilemma for haters, as many of them struggle to decide whether they’d rather see Tim Tebow or Bill Belichick fail miserably.

“I just loathe both of them so much,” said Bob Benson, a notorious hater. “Tebow is like the luckiest player ever and Belichick is an arrogant jerk. Is there a way they can both lose?”

Other haters agreed with Benson.

“They both suck!” exclaimed hater and Detroit Lions fan Allan Wicks.

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