Kentucky voted No. 1 in college basketball, Charlotte Bobcats crack top 25
I never dreamed we could get this far in such a short time,” Jordan told the Charlotte Observer. “When we won two games in a row during the final week of last season, beating the Wizards and Hornets, I knew we would earn this respect.”
Luigi faces lifetime ban from Super Mario Bros after third failed drug test
According to multiple media reports pertaining to the most recent failed drug test, Luigi is accused of trading golden coins for anabolic mushrooms and koopah antler spray while he was in the sewers of the underwater minus world.
Gronkowski to media: ‘Gronk make footballs when white coat men say Gronk play strong...
"Gronk want strong! Gronk no want new ouch. Ouch make Gronk cry sad, no football play."
Adam Shefter declares in an all-access exclusive that Peyton Manning will be playing against...
“I am told by numerous inside sources that this weekend, Peyton Manning will in fact be playing against his former team, the Indianapolis Colts.”
BCS committee poll shows 7 of 13 members have never seen a football game
“Football? I’m a platform tennis player and big fan of canasta,” said committee member Mildred Randolph-Barclay, sixth circuit court magistrate judge from Greenwich, CT. “I spend my fall weekends in the Hamptons.”
Cubs interview Rick Renteria and 10 other guys nobody has ever heard of
“I drew up a list of about 50 names that will leave most fans totally bewildered, but I boiled it down to a manageable 10 or 12,” Hoyer said.
Missing child found unharmed in Mike Napoli’s beard
Two weeks after Billy Frisk, an eight-year-old Massachusetts second grader, was reported missing by his family, police report that he has been found, unharmed, having gotten lost in the massive forest of facial hair hanging from the chin of Boston Red Sox first baseman, Mike Napoli.
