Coverage: Chicago Blackhawks’ Duncan Keith suspended 5 games for elbowing Daniel Sedin
Veteran Chicago Blackhawks defenseman Duncan Keith was suspended for five games following a retaliatory hit on Daniel Sedin of the Vancouver Canucks during the Hawks' 2-1 victory on Wednesday, March 21.
Gray playoff beard gets Tortorella gig as new ‘Just For Men’ pitchman
His beard is weird, his stash is trash ... but he doesn’t care, because John Tortorella’s graying playoff beard has landed him a lucrative endorsement deal.
Kane denies passing out at Madison bar: ‘I’m not some candy-ass’
"As you can tell from the photos, I was partying my balls off all day and got a little tired," said Kane, "but I wasn't passed out. I was just taking a quick nap. I'm not some candy-ass who can't handle his booze or something."
Report: Dempster must pass physical comedy before any trade is finalized
"Dempster is brilliant when it comes to pitching," said Cubs President Theo Epstein, "but he really needs to work on his practical jokes. He's been dry for sometime now."
The World’s Most Honest Sports Team Logos, Part 2
Team names are fun, but they don't always accurately reflect a franchise's players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we've created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent.
Lovie Smith anxiously awaiting chance to join FOX’s NFL Pregame crew
"I think I'd be a great addition to the team," Smith morosely told reporters. "I mean, I can picture it now. Curt, Mike, Howie, Terry, Jimmy, and myself. All cracking jokes. Jokes about football. Oh, how they would laugh."
Animated GIF: Corey Crawford flashes the leather!
Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford gloves one at point blank range against the Ducks
