Team names are fun, but they don’t always accurately reflect a franchise’s players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we’ve created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent. We’ll be adding to the list periodically, so check back or stop by our Facebook page and throw a few suggestions our way.

For example, if a team used to be great but nobody even realizes they still exist…

“Hi, we’re terrible even though we were supposed to be great!”

This team is wonderful when it doesn’t count.

If you’ve got a chance to describe the team and the city all at the same time, you should really go for it.

Another option for the Yankees.


Life is difficult, especially when you’re this franchise…

You have a pool at your stadium? Wow.

We previously suggested the D.U.I.Ons, but then we thought, okay, what if it’s a simple drug or weapons charge?

To see the previous team logos, check out Part 1!