Join The Heckler for Blackhawks-Canucks at the United Center Friday, Dec. 20
Join a big group of crazy Hawks fans as we head to United Center to take on the Canucks on Friday, Dec. 20. Co-hosted with our friends at Joel Quenneville's Mustache. Space is running out so sign up today!
Roberto Luongo apprehended outside United Center while wearing Jonathan Quick mask
As everyone would come to find out, it actually was not Quick manning the net for the Kings in Game 2. A lowly-paid janitor discovered Quick tied up and gagged in the bowels of the United Center shortly after the final horn sounded.
Daniel Sedin edges out brother Henrik to win Best Actor award
"A lot of you probably thought I wouldn't be here tonight because of the way I collapsed to the ice this afternoon in Detroit," said Sedin during his acceptance speech. "But that was just acting!"
Animated GIF Gallery: Luongo crying and Sedin brothers diving
See Roberto Luongo and the Sedin brothers in all their crying, diving glory with these fun animated GIFs.
NHL, NHLPA stuck on whether to move Canucks, or burn Vancouver, then move Canucks
“Whether you’re a big-shot team owner or a fourth-line enforcer, everyone can agree that we’re tired of Vancouver’s crap,” said the unnamed source. “I mean, they already tore half the city down themselves. These guys just want to finish the job.”
GameStop locks customers out from buying NHL ’13
The manager of GameStop Detroit phoned 911 and pleaded for help, "They're trying to break in! They want to play their game but we think it's an unfair deal for GameStop. A game of this caliber should be going for $70, not $60! I mean, come on! There's a new freaking skating physics engine for Christ's sake. These gamers have had it too good for too long!"
The World’s Most Honest Sports Team Logos, Part 2
Team names are fun, but they don't always accurately reflect a franchise's players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we've created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent.