Team names are fun, but they don't always accurately reflect a franchise's players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we've created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent.
As SB Nation pointed out, here's an amazing photo of Milwaukee's Drew Gooden appearing to be terrified of the ball. Sounds like a great opportunity for a Photoshop contest. Here are a couple early entries. Email yours to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Founded in 2003, The Heckler is about life as an American sports fan. It has absolutely no affiliation with any sports team. Largely satirical, The Heckler sometimes also contains bonafide sports news and commentary. All names used in a satirical context are fictional, unless the individual represented is famous or otherwise noteworthy.