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While fans amassed around Wrigley Field Monday night for another Blackhawks Stanley Cup victory celebration, the story lost in the mix was the record number of people congregated at U.S. Cellular Field.

"I'm disappointed that Crow won't be there, but he's been warned about the salty language. Hopefully the FCC will ban Duncan [Keith] too. I still have no clue what he was talking about in '13."

"I'm just asking for a friend, like, would you just fill it up for free, or would it be a few hundred bucks, you know, if you made a margarita big enough to fit inside the Stanley Cup. Not that I would fill the Stanley Cup with a frozen margarita, even though that does sound delicious and refreshing, but, like, you know, I'm just wondering. If you would do it. I mean could do it. Hypothetically."

"I asked Kimmo to watch him to make sure he doesn't do anything illegal," said Joel Quenneville. "He's just a little kid, we don't want him being irresponsible."

“You can’t really hear anything at the airport when it’s that loud. Obviously, you saw the result,” Bishop said. “It’s just too loud out there.”

Tampa made the changes after Lightning players spoke that the constant presence of the no. 65 jerseys were a distraction and the “constant chewing noises generated by the no. 65 jerseys left some players with stomach pains.”

Keith's boundless speed and endurance, despite playing an average of 31 minutes per game, has lead to an array of rumors that he is indeed a cyborg that traveled through space in order to eliminate mortal enemies Pekka Rinne, Zach Parise, Ryan Kessler and Steven Stamkos.