NHL salary cap lowered to $9.50 per hour
Players will also be responsible for providing their own equipment and a car-pool program has been set up for traveling to games. It is not yet known if drivers will receive an allowance for gas money.
Cubs Week In Review: Garza dominates on way out door
Alfonso Soriano continued his hot hitting with a home run while Justin Bieber was not seen anywhere near the Cub clubhouse cheesing it up with the Cup. Chicago rejoiced.
Aaron Hernandez to turn state’s evidence against alleged mobster Tim Tebow
Hernandez’ lawyer announced that his client will cooperate fully with Federal Prosecutors and testify for the state as they build a case against alleged Mafia Kingpin Timothy Richard Tebow.
Cubs, Sox plan to stay home after All-Star break
“Actually, I wouldn’t mind if the boys didn’t report back to work after the break,” said Ricketts. “This way, we can begin installing the new accoutrements to the ball park immediately.”
City of Chicago, Cubs agree to proposed Megatron in left field
“First, do you think Carlos Beltran is going to continue launching bombs toward Waveland if he knows he’ll be executed by a heartless power-seeking being?" asked Ricketts. "I think not. Second, we fully anticipate Megatron to increase revenue. I mean, do you know how much the Allspark is worth?”
Next free agent that signs with Lakers will be given cameo in Sharknado sequel
Team owner Jim Buss has promised that the next free agent who agrees to terms with the Lakers will be guaranteed a spot in the upcoming movie "Sharknado 2, Malibu Madness."
Draft pick Bryant crawls Clark Street pubs minutes after signing with Cubs
“This is so great,” the former University of San Diego player said. “What I like best is we play so many day games, I can still make the 4 o’clock Happy Hours.”
