Goodell pushes 32-game schedule after almost every QB and skill player gets injured
Week 7 was wrought with devastation as no less than 10 high-profile players went down with severe injuries. Afterward, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell made an impassioned plea to NFL owners that now was the perfect time to consider a 32-game schedule.
Luigi faces lifetime ban from Super Mario Bros after third failed drug test
According to multiple media reports pertaining to the most recent failed drug test, Luigi is accused of trading golden coins for anabolic mushrooms and koopah antler spray while he was in the sewers of the underwater minus world.
Gronkowski to media: ‘Gronk make footballs when white coat men say Gronk play strong...
"Gronk want strong! Gronk no want new ouch. Ouch make Gronk cry sad, no football play."
Adam Shefter declares in an all-access exclusive that Peyton Manning will be playing against...
“I am told by numerous inside sources that this weekend, Peyton Manning will in fact be playing against his former team, the Indianapolis Colts.”
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 6, 2013
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
0-6 Giants rewarded with Chuck E Cheese party for trying really hard against Bears
For their efforts against the Bears, each Giants player was rewarded with four slices of pizza, two sodas and unlimited tokens.
Jaguars getting +131.5 in line versus Broncos on Sunday
The Denver Broncos come into Sunday's contest versus the Jaguars having scored 362 points in five games this season, led by Peyton Manning, who is averaging 13 TD's a game during that span.
