Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 1, 2014
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only eight career NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Even Bill Swerski anxious for start of Blackhawks season
"Ah, ya know, I was just taking a break from watching da game to check da schedule of a certain team from a certain city," said Swerski. "Of course, I'm referring to Da Marauders of Da Ice, Da Hawks."
Report: Not enough Botox in world to turn Jerry Jones’ frown upside down
"After much calculation, we've determined there is simply not enough Botox in the world to fix what ails Mr. Jones," said a spokesman for the global health agency. "It's unclear if surgery would even be able to reverse the cumulative effects of owning the Cowboys at this point."
Virginia McCaskey wants Bon Jovi to buy Bills so she can sit next to...
"That's an NFL owner if I've ever seen one," McCaskey girlishly squealed. "The hair, that smile, the bad boy rock star attitude. Can someone get me some water? What are the people of Buffalo waiting for? There's your new owner right there. I haven't felt this strongly since Pat [Bowlen] was approved."
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Top 10 List
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only eight career NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Hacked cellphone pics appear to show Roger Goodell smoking pot
"This is a clear violation of my privacy," Goodell told the assembled media at a press conference. "Hey, you with the Funyuns, can I have a couple?"
Drunk dude bros decide Bears’ Super Bowl victory is inevitable
According to the consensus opinion of five friends drinking late Friday night at the Gold Coast staple, The Hangge Uppe, the Chicago Bears have all the pieces to win the Super Bowl this season and will unquestionably do so.
