Jay want smoosh smoosh? Cutler confirms he’s now dating Snooki
"Jay certainly has a type," said an anonymous friend. " And that type is 'Reality TV star.' Really, if she's made a living having cameras follow her around, Jay's gonna take a shining to her."
Roy Williams drops baby while taking picture with fans
"As they say, I heard footsteps and panicked," said an embarrassed Williams. "It's only preseason though. If I was holding that kid during the regular season, I would've held on no doubt."
One catch magically transforms gun-toting moron into greatest receiver ever
"That right there is the [expletive deleted] Plaxico Burress we all know and love," said Jets head coach Rex Ryan. "See. He's not some dumb [expletive deleted] who walks around with a gun in his sweat pants. He's the greatest receiver ever and that catch proves it."
Cutler prepares will, says last good-byes before game with the Giants
Jay Cutler doesn't really recall much about the last time the Bears played the Giants. The only thing he can remember is that was pummeled by someone on every other play and that he thought he was someone else for five minutes after being taken out of the game.
Lovie hires his 78-year-old aunt to coach Bears defensive backs
Having already trusted various friends and relatives with key roles they don’t deserve, Bears head coach Lovie Smith turned to his 78-year-old Aunt Gertie to oversee the team’s secondary.
Mark Sanchez plans to have a great time with your sister at her homecoming...
“I’m 24, she’s 16,” said Sanchez. “That’s close enough, right? We can still get down.” When Sanchez’ lawyers confirmed that the age of consent in New Jersey is indeed 16, Sanchez replied, “Sweeeet.”
Jerry Angelo atop short list for Cubs GM position
The universal elation felt by Cubs fans over the dismissal of Jim Hendry quickly turned to the more familiar emotion of complete dismay with the news that Bears GM Jerry Angelo heads the short list of candidates to take over the position.
