Nearly two years after accidentally shooting himself in the leg while at a Manhattan club, Plaxico Burress returned to the NFL and wasted no time making a great catch that turned the gun-toting moron into the greatest receiver ever.

“That right there is the [expletive deleted] Plaxico Burress we all know and love,” said Jets head coach Rex Ryan after New York’s 27-7 win over Cincinnati. “See. He’s not some dumb [expletive deleted] who walks around with a gun in his sweat pants. He’s the greatest receiver ever and that catch proves it.”