With a little over a month until opening day, the Cubs will look to start the season on a high note by building a dome over Wrigley Field to hotbox their fans.
After heartfelt 7-second apology, everyone completely forgives Astros for ruining the integrity of the game
Alex Bregman and Jose Altuve addressed the media today regarding the Astros' sign-stealing scandal and compiled what no one thought they could--the perfect apology.
While reassuring the public they are still "good friends who have a great deal of respect for each other," Joe Maddon and Theo Epstein took their differences of opinion to the media this week. Tensions have escalated to the point where the once dynamic Cubs duo have agreed to settle those differences in a cage match later this month in Arizona.
The Dodgers’ blockbuster trade with the Red Sox for Mookie Betts and David Price has been mixed after Betts announced he would be perusing a new career in bowling.
After decades of lobbying, the Cubs finally gave in and allowed Eddie Vedder a spot on their roster this week.
After finally opening up their wallets to make a big offseason splash in the signing of Steven Souza, the now-cash-strapped Cubs have been forced to cancel their team’s Netflix account in order to make ends meet.
"Today our punishment has been levied and we're, um, excited to name Dusty as our next manager," said owner Jim Crane, according to sources. "I guess this is where I'm supposed to say we look forward to having him lead our organization for the next 18 to 24 months."