Monday, August 18, 2025

Cubs TV booth short one mustache after Brenly reportedly hired to manage Brewers

The Cubs have an apparent vacancy in their TV broadcast booth after color man Bob Brenly is reportedly headed to Milwaukee where he'll manage the rival Brewers. WGN TV is already looking for Brenly's replacement, but won't settle for just anyone.

Sox fan’s response to team’s elimination from Central: ‘Cubs suck!’

Earlier this week the flailing White Sox were eliminated from the AL Central race. Rather than dwell on his team's catastrophic stretch play, Sox fan Billy Marowitski had only one thing to say.

Sox wore new Sunday Zubaz uniforms yesterday

The White Sox jazzed up their Sunday home uniforms yesterday. Instead of alternate colors or throwback jerseys, players wore full Zubaz gear in their 13-0 loss to Florida. The new uniforms feature elastic bands, unsupportive crotches and outrageous stripes no woman has ever found attractive.

Pittsburgh Pirates taken hostage by Somali pirates

After attacking numerous ships along the Somalia coast, a large group of Somali pirates staged their most daring attack yet when they overtook baseball's Pittsburgh Pirates.

Woo-Woo in History: Tiananmen Square 1989

Here is Woo-Woo 20 years ago posing for the camera during China's Tiananmen Square protests of 1989. Woo-Woo found a way into one of the most iconic photos of the '80s.

Ozzie claims play of Contreras not affected by wheelchair

Ozzie Guillen has recently taken criticism for putting faith in Jose Contreras' arm and shortly after it was announced that Contreras would play the 2009 season bound to a wheelchair, they stand by their decision.