Clemens demands prosecutors replace all the steroids he flushed down toilet
A day after requesting that prosecutors pay his attorney fees associated with his recent mistrial, disgraced former pitcher Roger Clemens is now demanding that authorities also replace the cache of steroids he flushed down his toilet in case there were raids on his home.
Epstein resigns from Cubs after spending 10 minutes with David Kaplan
In a shocking turn of events Tuesday afternoon, Theo Epstein walked away from his job as new Cubs president and a five-year $20 million contract after spending just 10 minutes with David Kaplan, deeming the WGN-AM and Comcast Sportsnet host "the most obnoxious person" he's ever met.
Teammates pull Carpenter’s foot from his mouth after Napoli incident
“Obviously Chris didn’t know Napoli was going to be the hero of the game a couple innings later," said Yadier Molina. "Or he would have kept his mouth shut.”
Campana spending off-season duplicating Forrest Gump’s cross-country run
After energizing Cub fans with his fleet-footed inside-the-park home run in August, outfielder Tony Campana has decided to just keep on running.
Cubs to host haunted house at Wrigley filled with bad contracts and pulled hamstrings
Always in search of new revenue streams in this difficult economy, the Cubs are once again opening Wrigley Field for a non-baseball event, this time hosting a haunted house at the “Frightly Confines” the last weekend in October.
Theo’s first move as Cubs president will be installation of beer keg at second...
Coming off allegations that three Red Sox pitchers routinely drank beer in the dugout during games this season, the Cubs today announced plans aimed at imitating the successful formula that helped Boston end its long World Series drought.
Yankees take credit for Khadafy killing
Celebrations rang through Libya Thursday when the evil tyrant Mohammar Qaddafi was finally brought to justice by a man in a Yankee cap, and the Yankees are claiming that it was no coincidence.
