Wednesday, May 15, 2024

Suns activate Cliff Paul

Reeling from the possible loss of PG Chris Paul to COVID-19 health and safety measures, the Phoenix Suns today activated Cliff Paul to take his place on the roster indefinitely.

Yahoo adds vaccine status to fantasy football player ratings

With surging COVID-19 case numbers lingering over the start of the 2021 NFL season, Yahoo has decided to add vaccine status to its fantasy football player ratings.

Ricketts to bus over Iowa Cubs for 2022 Field of Dreams game

Cubs owner Tom Ricketts was overjoyed on Monday night upon hearing the news that his team had been selected to the 2022 Field of Dreams game to face the Cincinnati Reds. In...

Urban Meyer pledges to grind on women half his age in private only from...

Embattled Jaguars coach Urban Meyer issued an apology Tuesday morning, saying he will mend his ways after a scandalous video surfaced involving him dancing suggestively with a much younger woman who wasn't...

LaRussa praises White Sox for not breaking unwritten rules in series loss to Astros

Because Tony LaRussa is an old-school stickler for the unwritten rules of baseball, the White Sox manager sang his team’s praises for their poor performance in the ALDS, in which the Astros routed them 10-1 and eliminated in four games.

Front Row Amy restores credibility to Brewers franchise

The Milwaukee Brewers knew that 2018 was going to be special. This was going to be a season unlike any in recent memory. For the first time in a long time, fans in Milwaukee had reason to be proud of their baseball team, and that reason was a certain bouncing lady sitting front row center at all Brewers home games.

Local man’s confidence restored thanks to mustache transplant from Joel Quenneville

"Before the transplant I was always doubting myself and being kind of a wuss," said Benson. "But now that I have this thick, lustrous mustache, I can do anything! It's only been on my face two days, and I've already demanded a promotion and had sex with the hottest woman in the office."