The Milwaukee Brewers knew that 2018 was going to be special. This was going to be a season unlike any in recent memory. For the first time in a long time, fans in Milwaukee had reason to be proud of their baseball team, and that reason was a certain bouncing lady sitting front row center at all Brewers home games.

Amy Williams, better known as Front Row Amy is an extremely shy fixture at Brewers games. She is seated behind home plate cheering on her beloved Brew Crew while keeping score, and adjusting her Sunny Lady sleeveless halter neck pleated top blouse between pitches.

The more she keeps adjusting, the more the Brewers keep winning, bringing a spot of sunshine to a franchise that last reached heights close to these when iconic announcer Bob Uecker showed his own by finally standing up to that stuffy British butler who always had such snappy smug comebacks.

Local Wisconsin resident and noted cheese curd enthusiast Dan Bredeson of Kenosha praised the move stating “Oh geez yah, with Crosby missing all those kicks and Rodgers not looking right to start the season, I sure do hope that the bouncy girl behind home plate can help us get to a World Series here, you betcha.”

Other eaters in support of the bouncing Brew bra buster included none other than the commander in chief, President Donald Trump who praised Front Row Amy’s courage and told her that even if players took a knee, she would always have an open ended invitation to visit the White house, as long as Melania was at Mar-A-Lago for the weekend.

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