Kenny Williams tries to sneak Dunn contract in Ozzie’s pocket during good-bye hug
"What the [expletive deleted] is this?" shouted Guillen. "You try to hang me with this [expletive deleted] contract? It's the reason I'm out of a job right now you son of a bitch."
Red Sox fan admits cheering for Yankees this week ‘feels dirty,’ does it anyway
"I could just cheer for the Sox to win out against the Orioles, but they took three of four from us at home just last week" said Branham, whose Red Sox have won only six of 24 games this month. "No chance we sweep 'em."
Michael Vick dog-fighting jokes to result in one-game suspension from Roger Goodell
“It’s not because Michael doesn’t deserve it, and we understand that trash talk is part of our game,” Goodell said. “Every Vick dog pun has been said, so save yourself the embarrassment. And stop with the damn Rex Ryan foot-fetish jokes too while you’re at it.”
Simon Cowell blasts Bears offense for having ‘less rhythm than a drunk turkey’
Former American Idol and current X Factor judge Simon Cowell was not impressed with the Bears’ offensive showing against the Packers on Sunday, labeling it the worst performance he’s seen in his 10 years at Fox.
Sanchez to miss 4 to 6 weeks of cover shoots with broken nose
"This is terrible news," said Sanchez, who shouldn't miss any playing time with the injury. "I had five cover shoots lined up for the next month: Esquire, Vanity Fair, SI for Kids, Real Simple and Scientific American. Now they're all gone."
Tice suits up after all
Just a few days after suggesting he might suit up to play, Bears offensive line coach Mike Tice has decided to follow through on the idea and is slated to start at right tackle against the Packers.
Fox announcers plan to spend most of Bears-Packers game praising Cam Newton
NFL on FOX announcers have expressed their excitement for this Sunday's heated rivalry between the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers, during which they plan to talk about the impressive start of Carolina Panthers rookie, Cam Newton, for the majority of the game.
