Birdman to Sager: ‘That look is completely tasteless’
It seems that the Birdman, known for his quite unique appearance, took exception to Sager’s own inimitable look.
Clerical error forces Game 7 between the Heat and Packers
"Turns out Green Bay was on a team retreat to South Beach, so it all worked out really well for them unfortunately," said Nellie Scott, the NBA admin whose fatal "K" keystroke forced the Packers to take on the Heat rather than the Pacers. "It really was a bloodbath."
Hibbert asks Collins out for a drink after gay slur
“I meant no disrespect to our gay brothers, not that there is anything wrong with that,” Hibbert said in a Tweet while referring to a noted episode of 'Seinfeld' about gays titled “The Outing.”
Sabermetrics leads Cubs to skip 2013 draft
“We looked at the numbers six-ways to Sunday and can’t find a single player at the high school or college levels that fits our metrics,” GM Jed Hoyer told the MLB Network. “In fact, less than half of our current roster fits our metrics. Have you looked at Edwin Jackson’s stats lately?”
David Stern ‘pulling out all the stops’ to make sure the Pacers don’t win...
"When David gets back into a corner, he goes into what we call 'straight gangster mode,'" said one high-ranking NBA official. "We've all heard about how he rigged the 2002 Lakers-Kings series, but that's just the tip of it."
ESPN adds new Yankees-Red Sox channel
“Once again, ESPN has broken new ground in sports programming,” said a network spokesperson. “The interest in these two teams is overwhelming among the only demographic that counts, the northeast United States.”
NBA replaces logo with silhouette of LeBron flopping
"It looks like the original silhouette on the logo is running over LeBron but we all know LeBron is acting" said Stern. " I mean, come on, everyone knows LeBron flops like a fish out of water any chance he gets."
